Tuesday, September 23, 2008

the biggest (blog) loser

yeah i know, okay? you don't need to tell me. i suck at blogging. but i'm sure the reason that most of you keep saying "update your stupid blog already!" is that my blog heretofore has been so ridiculously awesome that you just need more. you are obviously all checking up on my blog every hour to see if i've made an appearance. am i right? well, now the only ridiculous thing around here is the fact that i haven't updated in, ooooh, maybe like 3 and a half months? embarassing. but, then, it's MY blog. so i will update whenever i want. maybe the post after this one will be in like 2 years! how bout that?! so just lay off the pressure, guys!...........


um, i really promise to be better.

the only thing i felt like mentioning on this momentous occasion (that being emily sessions updating her blog, if you forgot) is my total and utter confusion of my being compared to Nicky Hilton! for years now, friends, and random strangers even, have felt compelled to tell me how much a resemble this totally lame psuedo-celebrity/the only reason people know who she is is the fact that she's Paris Hilton's sister and that doesn't make it much better. and, for the record, i don't even find her very attractive. and, therefore, i don't take it as a compliment.

there's a picture. let's set the record straight. you all, my close friends and family, will be honest with me, right?

sorry. not the best post ever...just something on my mind.



5 comments:

Doug & Stef said...

She is a designer right? all i know is she was on project runway - anyways my point is that she does look like laura in that picture and you and laura look the most alike in your fam - so I can see it. Don't get offended, they said you look like her, not act or sound like her right? :)

p.s. finally a new post yay!

Emy W. said...

I think you have similar eyes... but never fear, you're way more cute than she is.

Anonymous said...

Dan: "Hey Emily, let me introduce you to some good friends of mine."

Emily: "Good friends, who?"

Dan: "CAPTIAL LETTERS!"

emily and logan said...

capital letters are for expressing excitement, anger, passion, or the like. my next blog is going to contain all of the above, so i will be sure to use capitals o' plenty!

Anonymous said...

They also are pefect for indicating the beginning of a sentence...and they taste great on a sandwhich.

~Dan